Thursday, October 18, 2007

If America Hadn't Lost its Freaking Mind

Then this quote would be true:
By now, it's clear that "We don't torture" is going to be George Bush's equivalent to "I am not a crook" or "I did not have sexual relations with that woman"--an embarrassingly transparent, obviously untrue statement that the speaker never would have even made in the first place if he hadn't been obligated to deny something that everybody had already figured out was the case. - Phil Nugent

That this transparent lie has barely made the press is disgraceful. If only we could get an intern to give the man a blow-job.

3 comments:

Br br br br said...

Come on, there are all kinds of animals out there who are asking to be tortured.

Comrade Kevin said...

Oh, come now, torture is such a puny little human rights offense.

If we were talking genocide on a mass scale, then we might be getting somewhere.

snaars said...

If Bush were into torture, the he would have made an intern give him a bj. So, I'm sorry to say your theory is down the toilet.