Opposite Day: Why Radical Islam is the One True Religion

I'm declaring Opposite Day early this year because it's my blog and I can do it if I want to. :-) Last year, I argued Why Christianity is True. This year, I'm going to try to get even more opposite of "Jewish Atheist" and go Fundamentalist Muslim. Feel free to write your own entries and link to them in the comments.

Just looking around at the world, it's obvious that there is but a single God. Atheists deny the obvious truth that the Big Bang points to -- that Allah created the Universe -- and the remaining polytheists in the world believe stuff so patently ridiculous it's not worth discussing. The history of life on Earth attests to Allah's presence and the history of humanity proves that Islam is the one true religion.

Any idiot can see that the Jews corrupted the Torah. I agree with Christians and Jews that Allah gave the Torah to Moses, but it's obvious that it's been corrupted across the generations. Contradictions abound and even the Torah itself hints at the Jews' twisting of it to their own ends. The story of Isaac stealing Ishmael's birthright is symbolic of the Jews using deceit to change the Torah, and the Jews will do almost anything to hide Allah's wishes which still shine through their textual manipulations. Of all the world's religions Islam is the only one who sees God anything like the way he appears in the Torah. Christians used Jesus to justify throwing out all the parts they didn't like and Jews have used their guile through the years to contort and distort every word of it even after they stopped changing the original.

Even according to the Torah, the Jews constantly disobeyed Allah's wishes and had to be warned and punished over and over again. Eventually, Allah sent Jesus to give them one last chance, but they denied his legitimacy as a prophet. The Romans at least abandoned paganism because of him, but they carried over too much of its legacy and created a new misguided religion around Jesus, borrowing from all over the place to claim Jesus himself was God, which is completely ridiculous.

I hardly need to go into the long, long history of Christian corruption. Most of the Popes cared about nothing more than power, money, and sex and Protestantism has been no better. In modern times, Christianity has been used to justify the most gross forms of materialism, colonialism, slavery, and warfare. Judaism, meanwhile, has turned mostly into a cultural force that pushes modernity and sexual immorality (through Hollywood) down the world's throat. Israel is supposedly a Jewish country, yet they have the highest proportion of atheists in the world. We see from their treatment of the Palestinians how religious they really are.

Both Christianity and Judaism have splintered into all kinds of sub-groups, another piece of evidence that they can't be the true religions. Islam has a few groups interpreting Allah's word, but they agree on the main points, unlike, say Reform Judaism and Orthodox Judaism or Catholicism and Pentecostalism.

Christians and secularists have by greed and violence enriched themselves over the centuries, but Allah has rewarded the Islamic world with the majority of the oil. Can this be a coincidence? Allah has forced the western world to respect us and demonstrated that greed and thievery will not be successful in the long run.

Islam is in ascension. Judaism is in its final throes and Christianity is so diluted and blinded by money and power as to be practically insignificant. Muslims are the only people who take Allah's word seriously. We are the only countries without rampant sexual immorality -- the way women parade around mostly naked and homosexuals are proud of being gay throughout the Christian and Jewish world is obviously against Allah's will, as even a cursory glance at any of the Abrahamic religion's holy books will tell you, but the so-called Christian and Jewish countries are rife with such behavior.

The end is coming and I urge all of you to submit yourself to Allah before it's too late. It should be clear to everyone that the western world is decaying under its own vile immorality and greed and that Allah is on the side of Muslims.